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Chingazo #3-7 are AT LEAST 40 pages. Everything else is around 24 pages (unless otherwise stated).

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Toonster Adventures:

A Marriage Proposal

Trade Paperback

100 pages into 6 chapters of the complete Marriage Proposal story arc.

What started out as a friendly conversation ends up getting Toonster and his friends stalked by ninjas, invited to a banquet, and smack-dab in the middle of a plot to take over the nation with a pharmaceutical drug. Oh, and there's a love story, and a couple of stoners, too.

This is the ONLY way to find out how the story ends, with the 35-page Chapter 6ix finale! The last chapter will NOT be posted online. This trade features all-new, freshly-painted cover art, front and back, new lay-outs, and pin-ups by Dirk Strangely and NYTMR.

$18

Pre Order Now!

 

Enchanted by Darkness

Trade Paperback

First project with Dirk Strangely, who penned the script and who's getting a buzz of his own.

When Jade finds some disfigured dolls in a creepy old woman’s attic, her cloudy past becomes clearer of who she is as the dolls bring her to the gate of The World of Non Existence, and explain that she is the only one able to free their captured souls in which her grandmother has entombed. When a quirky robed figure who claims to be a demon knocks on her front door with a message, her ex-boyfriend is a pissed off fallen angel, and a mysterious mirror reveals the evil past creeping up on her moral future, Jade's world is turned upside down, mixed in with colorful and humorous, among frightening characters who are all after the same thing…the Enchanted One.

Collects all 3 Issues.

PreOrder Now - $22

 

Screw Comics!

#1

Among many of my new books, style-wise this one picks up where Chingazo left off: Clever and quirky, often insane stories with a raw take on the art. I added a greyscale to this one. And just like Chingazo there's 3 stories:

One has sky captain General Summer Solstice gunnin' to settle the score with the evil empress Adeena Castleroy. Next, we have PJ and Gizmo in what starts out as a simple lunchbreak turned into a kidnapping plot - over a vibrating toy cat. The cover story has our favorite stoner/dealer Juju come up with his stash missing, in it a dope strain that can stop time. When an evil scientist hellbent on time traveling accidentally releases a 63-foot time demon that wreaks havoc on the city, Juju must team up with a mysterious fine chick named Lucille to set things right, armed with only a mirror and a 45 record...but under everyone's nose there's someone much bigger that's responsible.

$12

comes with a Lee Lawson "Screw tape" CD

-while supplies last-

 

Broken Hearts are for Assholes

The notorious 24 hour comic that won me a 24 Hour Comic Contest here in H-town, completed in a lil' under 22 hours. This large format release (magazine size to be exact) features a color cover. Limited to 40 copies, I now have about 5 left. Signed with a bonus sketch on the inside back cover. A single page preview is available in the archive of the main page.

When Johnny picks up his kid brother from school to take him to the dentist, his heart stops when he meets his fly-ass teacher Ms. Hawkins. After she shuts him down he slides thru to his dealer's house to reflect on the situation. Meanwhile, Ms. Hawkins is dealing with her own issues and a magical relic lamp, which eventually falls into Johnny's hands. Seeing it as a way to make a better second impression with Ms. Hawkins, Johnny must now battle terrorists, a toilet, and follow the advice of an American forefather if he is to woo the heart of his kid brother's teacher.

$10

 

 

 

 

Chingazo 7

featuring "A Night to Remember", "Peppercorn Strikes Back", "A Proposition", & "Forever 21 Saved My Life"

$3

$3

Milqtoast Comics presents...#2

featuring the Homiez in
"Lemonade Anybody?" & "Hector Gets to Work".

$3

$3

Milqtoast Comics presents...#1

"Doldrum"

$3.25

$3.25

Chingazo 6

featuring "Secret Mission", "BTS", & Chico in "Worst BF Ever".

 

$3

$3

Chingazo 5

featuring "Suspects", "Syko Rocket Test", & "Stoner Stories".

$3

$3

Chingazo 4

featuring the ending to the graffiti tale "Toymatic" & a Toonster Adventure.

$3

$3

Chingazo #3

featuring part one of the graffiti tale "Toymatic", "Skull Kid" & a Toonster Adventure.

$3

$3

Chingazo 2

featuring a Captain Stud Adventure.

$4

$4

Chingazo #1 (the very first zine I produced)

featuring the Homiez in "Enter the Dragon".

$5

$5

 

*Super Exclusive Tee's*

3 (that's right only 3) T-Shirts hand-screened by me and ready for you to wear.

When they're gone, they're gone! First Come First Served.

"Gone Clubbin"

100% Cotton,

Adult Large, Grey Shirt

$20

 

 

 

"3Somes Anybody?"

100% Cotton

Adult Large, Light Blue Shirt

$20

 

 

 

 

"3Somes Anybody?"

100% Cotton

Adult Small, Pink Shirt

$20

 

 

 

*Signed Color Art Prints*

Full color illustration prints signed by me and ready to be framed.

"Gangsta Girl"

11 x 14

$15

 

At shows many people enjoy this piece becuz it reminds 'em of someone they know.

 

#1

"Suddzi"

11 x 17

$15

 

ClassicClassic pin-up. She's washing a '64 Chevy Impala by the way. pin-u

 

#2

"July Baby"

11 x 17

$15

 

Any fans of Lowrider Bikes will enjoy this one.

 

#3

"Fly Mobile"

17 x 11

$15

 

This one will hold a special place in the heart of those who ever owned a late 80's 300 series BMW.

 

#4

Post-Apocalyptic Tribal Girl

8"x10"

 

$10

 

#5

Andi of "Toonster Adventures"

8"x10"

 

$10

 

#6

Amarant Coral

of "Final Fantasy IX"

8"x10"

 

$10

 

#7

"Crave" Pin-up

8"x10"

 

$10

 

 

#8

"Screw Comics" Pin-up

8"x10"

 

$10

 

 

#9

 

Screw Comics Special

 

A Copy of Screw Comics #1, plus a "Screw Comics" pop trunk pin-up (above). Great gift for any "Screw-head"

$15

 

 

Lee Lawson's Trifecta

3 of the latest of Lee Lawson's "screwed-up" hip-hop mix-tapes, featuring CD designs and screen-printing by me.

Movies for Your Ears

All 3 for $10

Parental Advisory - Explicit Lyrics 

 

I sign the front of the prints, so specify if you want otherwise.

 

 

 

*STICKER PACKS*

Handmade Semi-Permanent Stickers

Printed on durable, super adhesive paper, the bigger ones screen-printed by hand with water-proof ink, including, but not limited to, the designs below. The designs will vary as each pack is an assortment. Many more designs are available.These are also some of the stickers that come with each comic purchase.

20 PACK ASSORTMENT - $10

*CANTINFLAS HEAD VINYL*

THAT'S RIGHT! BLACK AND WHITE ON CLEAR VINYL, WHICH UNLIKE THE ABOVE STICKERS, IS PERFECT FOR STICKING ON YER CAR WINDSHIELD, AND IS TOTALLY WEATHERPROOF.

12 PACK - $10

24 PACK - $18

36 PACK - $24

 

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